Little Johnny

Little Johnny is in a class where every Friday the teacher asks a question and if you get it right you don't have to go to school on Monday. The first Friday the question was, "How many gallons of water is there in the whole world."

One Monday morning

One Monday morning a mailman is walking the neighborhood on his usual route. As he approaches one of the homes he noticed that both cars were in the driveway. His wonder was cut short by Bob, the homeowner, coming out with a load of empty beer and liquor bottles. "Wow Bob, looks like you guys had one hell of a party last night." the mailman comments. Bob in obvious pain replies, "Actually we had it Saturday night. This is the first I have felt like moving since 4:00 am Sunday morning. We had about fifteen couples from around the neighborhood...

I Need You Here

Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.Boss - What time will you get here?Me - Monday.111Boss - Do you think you can come in on Saturday? I know you enjoy your weekends but I need you here.Me - Yeah, no problem. I'll probably be late though as public transport on weekends is slow.Boss - What time will you get here?Me - Monday.222Boss - Do you think you can come...

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